My Fandoms:

Batman
Big Bang Theory
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Seasons 1-3)
The Covenant
The Dresden Files (book - thru "Death Masks" or tv)
Ewan McGregor movies
Firefly
Harry Potter
Hellboy
Highlander (Seasons 1-2 right now)
How I Met Your Mother
Labyrinth
The Lost Boys
Iron Man
Pirates of the Caribbean
Reaper
Sandman (Vertigo comics)
Sarah Connor Chronicles
Sliders
Smallville
Star Wars (Movies only right now)
Superman
Terminator
Twilight
X-Men (movieverse)

What I do write:
Any rating, and almost any style.  Humor, horror, fluff, crack... you name it.

I write kink, bondage, and all of that weird sexual stuff that tends to scare people.  I'm not afraid of pornographic stories... even though there are only a few in my collection.

I'll write (almost) any M/F pairing... just ask.

I write OC's and Genderbenders.

First or Third person, Past, Present, or Future.

I write AUs and Crossovers (so long as I know both 'verses).



What I don't write:

I don't write RPF, and generally don't read it either.  I'm more the type to play in Fantasyland with those that don't actually exist.  I know a lot of people enjoy it, but it's a little creepy to me.  Well, my writing it, that is.  That's one of the main reasons I've never gotten into Bandom.

I don't make a habit of writing slash!fic.  I've written it once or twice for a true gay pairing (as in, they started out that way!) and hinted at it a few times, but it is an increasingly rare occurrence in my literary life.  I don't write slash when slash is not part of canon.  Unless I'm feeling REALLY twisted that day.  Those few stories will not show up in this journal because they're old and horrible.

I don't write death!fic of canon characters unless that character actually dies in canon, or in the case of Last Goodbye, it is a real possibility and does not affect the original story in any way.

Underage smut.  If a character is under the legal age of consent, I refuse to write it. 

I am under no circumstances a character basher. Unless, of course, it's self-deprecating humor such as you'd find in The Dresden Files.

Because I was once one of the people that looked at these terms and went "What?!", I've compiled a glossary of terms to help anyone new to fandom get settled in.  It is hard to get going on something when you don't understand the abbreviations and you can't find them anywhere.  It's also embarrassing to ask what they mean.  This list will hopefully dispel some of the confusion.

 

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Title: Monsters Like the Way You Taste
Fandom: Dresden Files/Lie to Me
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A murder in Chicago has the entire CPD pointing its fingers at Harry Dresden as the prime suspect. His prints are all over the crime scene and he’s connected to both the girls, but he swears he has no memory of the crime. Can Cal Lightman and the rest of the Lightman group get to the bottom of the situation before Harry’s time runs out?
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters contained within and make no profit. It’s all in good fun.
A/N: This story takes place in my own warped little Dresden Files world wherein Murphy knows a little bit about what Harry does. He sort of let some stuff slip in With Deepest Regrets and that timeline works well with what I’m doing. She knows just enough to know something’s up, but she has no idea what he’s really talking about.
W/C: 1,636

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( Monsters Like the Way You Taste )

Title: Drink the Night Away
Author: Draickinphoenix
Fandom: The Dresden Files
Characters: Harry/Murphy
Rating: PG-13
Dresdenflashfic Prompt: Old
Fanfic100 Prompt: 60. Drink
Summary: Harry, after seeing something that could be nothing, gets drunk. Silliness ensues.
A/N: Warning – Crack! Abounds. This is why we never leave me in charge of wizards and liquor. I own nothing and make nothing. I just mess with the characters.
Word Count: 3,718

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( Drink the Night Away )

Title: Sleep
Author: draickinphoenix
Fandom: Harry Potter/Sandman
Characters: Luna Lovegood, Dream
Prompt: Understanding
Rating: G
Written for: medie’s “Because We’re Awesome” Drabble Challenge
Summary: Luna goes to sleep.
Disclaimer: I don’t own either world. Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling, and Sandman to Neil Gaiman.
Word Count: 165

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( Sleep )

Title: Preparations
Author: draickinphoenix
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Hermione Granger
Written for: medie’s “Because We’re Awesome” Drabble Challenge
Prompt: Hermione – preparations for the Yule Ball
Summary: Hermione goes shopping
Disclaimer: All items contained herein are the sole property of JK Rowling. I own and make nothing.
Word Count: 570

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( Preparations )

Title: Our Father
Author: draickinphoenix
Fandom: The Dresden Files (Books)
Characters: Michael, Harry, Lasciel
Summary: Michael cuts Harry’s ties to the demon.
Disclaimer: I don’t own or make anything from this. It all belongs to Jim Butcher.
Written for: featherjean’s 8 Seconds Challenge
Prompt: Michael/drop
Word Count: 418

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( Our Father )

Title: It’s Not Love
Author: draickinphoenix
Fandom: The Dresden Files (book)
Pairing: Murphy/Kincaid
Rating: PG-13
Written for: medie’s Because We’re Awesome Drabble Challenge
Prompt: Not Love (Thank God!)
Summary: Murphy throws Kincaid out.
Disclaimer: Nothing here belongs to me. It is the property of Jim Butcher, and I make nothing but a mess.
Word Count: 235

( It's Not Love )

Title: Antici…pation
Author: draickinphoenix
Fandom: The Dresden Files
Pairing: Harry/Murphy
Rating: G
Written For: featherjean’s 8 Seconds Challenge
Prompt: Question/Answer
Summary: He was going to ask Murphy out.
Disclaimer: As usual, I make no claim on the characters contained within. They belong entirely to Jim Butcher.
Word count: 475

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( Anticipation )

Title: Perfect Memory
Author: draickinphoenix
Fandom: Smallville
Characters/Pairing: Chloe, with reference to Chloe/Clark
Rating: G
Written for: medie’s “Because We’re Awesome” Drabble Challenge
Prompt: memory
Disclaimer: Not mine. Superman belongs to DC. Smallville belongs to Fox.
Summary: Yes, she would remember him.
Word Count: 240

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( Perfect Memory )

Title: His Love is Tough
Author: Draickinphoenix
Fandom: BtVS
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Rating: PG
Summary: An unseen part of the walk from the parking lot back to Buffy’s house. Spike has a moment of honesty and compassion.
Spoilers: Set during “Becoming.” Not many, but yeah.
Disclaimer: Don’t own it, don’t profit from it. Just play with it to amuse myself. The Buffyverse belongs entirely to Joss Whedon.
Word Count: 910

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( His Love is Tough )

Title: Here Kitty, Kitty
Author: draickinphoenix
Rating: G
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters: Sheldon, Leonard
Summary: Leonard plays babysitter. Sheldon meets his nemesis.
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of it. CBS does.
A/N: Originally started or featherjean’s 8 Seconds Challenge, but it got a little long.
Word Count: 461

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( Here Kitty, Kitty )

Title: Fire
Author: Draickinphoenix
Rating: PG
Fandom: The Dresden Files
Pairing: Harry/Murphy
Summary: He paused, traced his fingers across her jaw, and consumed her.
Disclaimer: All characters contained within are the sole property of Jim Butcher & Lions Gate Entertainment. Used without permission and not for profit.
Written For: 8secondsfic / Connie Murphy
Prompt: Spark
Word Count: 279

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( It wasn't how he looked that held her attention... )

Title: His Last Breath
Author: draickinphoenix
Fandom: Twilight
Characters: Carlisle Cullen and human!Edward
fanfic100Prompt: 30. Death
twilight20Prompt: 10. Risk (Beta Table)
Word Count: 824
Rating: PG
Summary: The moments leading up to Edward’s “death”.
Author's Notes: All Characters (and premise) contained within belong to Stephenie Meyer. The idea is mine. This is human Edward according to canon.

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( His Last Breath )

Title: A Quiet Mind
Author: draickinphoenix
Fandom: Twilight
Characters: Jasper/Alice
Rating: PG
Written for: twilight20
Table: Beta Prompt: Love
Summary: Vignette wherein Jasper thinks about Alice.
Disclaimer: I own and make nothing.
A/N: The title (and overall mood of the story) comes from a Blue October song of teh same name.
Word Count: 670

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( A Quiet Mind )

Title: Here Kitty, Kitty
Author: draickinphoenix
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters: Sheldon, Leonard
Summary: Leonard plays babysitter. Sheldon meets his nemesis.
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of it. CBS does.
A/N: Originally started or Featherjean’s 8 Seconds Challenge, but it got a little long.
Word Count: 461

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( Here Kitty Kitty )

Title: The Hearts Don’t Lie
Author: draickinphoenix
Fandom: The Dresden Files (TV)
Characters/Pairing: Harry/Murphy, Anna
Rating: PG-13
Written For: wizefic's “Candy Hearts” Challenge
Summary: Murphy and Anna receive an unexpected visitor.
Disclaimer: I own and make nothing. Everything but the plot belongs to Jim Butcher and Lions Gate Entertainment.
Word Count: 1,745

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( The Heart's Don't Lie )

Title: Mixed Signals & Crossed Paths
Author: draickinphoenix
Fandom: Firefly/Sliders Crossover
Written for: fandom_stocking
Recipient: karrenia_rune
Disclaimer: I don't own any of it. Cracky and unbeta'd...may be touched up later.
Word Count: 978

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( Mixed Signals )

Title: Try Harder
Author: draickinphoenix
Fandom: Firefly
Characters: Inara
Summary: The only person she had found immune to her gifts was the one she would most like to visit her.
Disclaimer: I don’t own it. Everything here belongs to Joss Whedon.
Written for: fandom_stocking
Recipient: wiliqueen
Word Count: 446

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( Try Harder )